As 2024 began, I had little confidence that another year-end satire column could be filled with enough political idiocy to amuse a reader. Boy was I wrong.

[P]ro-terrorist students demonstrating at Columbia University agreed to stop chanting “death to America” until Biden paid off their student loans.
January
The year started off with the world in its normal state. Wars were going on in Ukraine, Lebanon, the Gaza Strip and Israel.  We had fallen into another pile of Shiite in the Red Sea with U.S. forces engaged against the Iran-backed Houthis of Yemen. War and terrorism warnings were everywhere and it seemed the whole world was on the brink of a whole lot more than another Trump versus Biden election.
Pursuing DEI, the Federal Aviation Administration began recruiting people with severe mental and physical handicaps. These people were apparently intended to become air traffic controllers and aircraft safety inspectors.
The Trump campaign got the good news that John Kerry, Biden’s special climate envoy, was resigning his government post as Biden’s “climate czar” to help guide the Biden campaign.
Meanwhile, the Federal Highway Administration came out with a new version of its Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices for Streets and Highways. It warned states and localities against using humor in traffic signage such as, “Going to the in-laws? Slow down and get there late.”
The World Economic Forum is now complaining that coffee production is contributing to “climate change.” Let’s be perfectly clear: any interruption of my coffee supply will result in violence.
February
CNN anchors Erica Hill and Phil Mattingly were interviewing some guy about why gangs were going to Florida to spend the money stolen in New York. When the guest was asked why they didn’t just steal in Florida, the two were rendered speechless when the guest said that it was because, in Florida, the gang members would be sent to jail.
In the space of about ten days, Biden proved himself to have all the...