Let me tell you a beautiful story. The President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, that cross between Jessica Fletcher and Lady Di, had a pretty pony named Dolly and a beautiful country house in Beinhorn, a small farming village of 140 inhabitants in Germany’s Lower Saxony. Surrounded by mountains and green valleys, our European political jockey liked to practice posh horseback riding in the German countryside. From there, Mrs. von der Leyen, as part of her passionate adherence to Agenda 2030 and any old nonsense issued by the Davos Forum, concocts the various legislations with which she manages to ruin European agriculture and livestock farming, which she blames for climate change, for being too conservative, and for everything in general.

During her mandate, the German CDU leader has promoted hundreds of initiatives against climate change that are contributing to the ruin of European agriculture, and has launched brutal attacks against livestock farmers, claiming that 70 percent of greenhouse gasses are a result of their activities and that it is necessary to pass measures to drastically reduce meat consumption. (READ MORE from Itxu Diaz: What Democrats Would Say If They Told the Truth)

The EU’s Farm to Fork strategy includes a tangle of laws, restrictions, and prohibitions that limit, in an extreme manner, the business capacity of producers, making it already cheaper in many European countries to buy agricultural products exported from Africa (which are not required to comply with the same controls and costly production restrictions) than to buy local fruits and vegetables. Pure globalism. It is similar to when you are made to drive an electric car to avoid the pollution caused by Chinese communists.

If you ask me why farmers haven’t already chewed through the EU buildings in Brussels, I don’t know.

But, I insist, please pay attention to this story. We have learned that a year ago a wolf identified as “GW950m” wandered onto Mrs. von der Leyen’s farm, and mauled poor Dolly to death by dismemberment. The president herself admitted that everyone on the scene was “terribly shocked” by the death of Dolly, who was already thirty years old at the moment she ascended from Mrs. von der Leyen’s globalist hell to Pet Paradise, or whatever God has in store for those martyred animals whose death might improve the lives of millions of people. Because the first reaction of the president of the European Commission after finding out about the pony-cide was to commission an in-depth study to lower the official protection for wolves, which have enjoyed special status for decades (it is forbidden to harm a single hair on their backs even when it is chewing on the last of your limbs) pushed by the EU at the behest of environmental lobby groups. Groups that now say Von der Leyen is pushing the downgrading of the wolf’s protected status “to avenge” Dolly. I love it. (RELATED: EU Ramps Up Crackdown on Conservative Hungary and Poland)

I suspect that the politician also pulled strings at the regional level, because in Lower Saxony the government exempted from any liability those hunters who succeeded in taking out GW950m, due to the dozens of attacks on sheep, horses, and other animals that have been attributed to it.

Farmers have been protesting intensely for years, because they face day after day the attacks of wolves, which the EU considers untouchable. It is clear that, if it was once endangered, it no longer is, and now those who are endangered are its victims. Von der Leyen, who used to view wolves as one sees a cute pre-woke-infection Looney Tunes character, has suddenly changed her tune and these are her very own words: “The concentration of wolf packs in some European regions has become a real danger to livestock and potentially also to humans. I urge local and national authorities to take action where necessary. In fact, current EU legislation already allows them to do so.” And also: “When there is a clear danger, local authorities can allow hunting. I believe it is an absolute right.” That is why the Lower Saxony authorities told their own that even if someone shoots a wolf thinking it is “GW950m” and kills the wrong wolf, that person will not be prosecuted. (READ MORE: Europe’s Vaccine Fiasco: A Lesson for Americans)

In light of all this I can only give heartfelt thanks to the wolf GW950m, and to Dolly for lending him her neck, and pray that a tax blow to Von der Leyen will move her to endorse a tax cut for the first time in her life, a conflict with a Muslim illegal immigrant she loves to attract to Europe will make her reflect on immigration policy, and choking on a flax seed will make her waiver her support for veganism and her harmful policies towards Europe’s wonderful meat production.