To the tune of “I’m a Man,” by the Spencer Davis Group.

Well, I got to send a message, so where to begin?

I’m all trussed up in dresses, and I think it’s not a sin

I got no time for people cause they just don’t know what’s up

I just sit around a-hatin’ and all that woke kinda stuff

Well I’m a trans, yes I am, and I ain’t no fool

Well I’m a trans, yes I am, and I ain’t no fool

I made my choice about it, so people think that I’m a troll

So I do just what I want, without any tuck and roll

I can’t relate to no one, but I think I’m kinda cool

So I got my guns all loaded and I just picked me out a school

Yes I’m a trans, yes I am, and I know I’m cool

Yes I’m a trans, yes I am, and I know I’m cool

I got to keep on going, and you know I’m not alone

I look out on all those people, all those people I have known

The kids had no idea, that I just might come around

So I loaded up my guns and I just went and shot ‘em down

Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and trans always rule

Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and trans always rule

Those lame people all imagined that they could run and hide

I need to exact my vengeance, for their genocide

No way I’m backing off, no way will I forgive

For me, all those lame people, they have no right to live

Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and I just can’t let go

Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and I just can’t let go