I have a great friend from Tucson who passed on to me a sage bit of wisdom he’d acquired from his communist-killing veteran father: “Clean up your own s–t before you worry about somebody else’s.”
Obviously, it’s not wisdom that Joe Biden lives by though, and on the very same day that a court convicted his deadbeat drug addict son on felony gun charges, Joe spoke at, or rather mumbled and slurred his way through, a talking gig for the gun control group known as Moms Demand Action, telling the audience that he was going to do what he did before, and take away our constitutionally-protected firearms:
I actually laughed out loud when he asked who needs a magazine that can hold 200 “shells” and some airheaded ditz from the audience yelled “Nobody!” because she’s right, in the stupidest and most ignorant way; nobody “needs” a magazine that can hold 200 shells because no such thing exists. Magazines don’t hold “shells,” they hold rounds, and “shells” are either a) the brass ejected from the chamber after a bullet has been fired, or b) shotgun cartridges.
That level of ignorance reminded me of the time the fake news reported that a gun had 200 rounds “loaded” in a pistol, which if true, would look like this:
It’s like a yard stick hanging out the bottom of the gun!
(The truth was that this Ohio gunman had extra ammo and magazines in his possession.)
Something with 200 rounds is going to be belt-fed—gun friends, can you imagine trying to shoulder a rifle with some absurdly elongated magazine with 200 rounds? As a female who is not into strength-training I may not be the best litmus test, but that extra weight would really throw me off.
Oh, and Joe was back on the ol’ threatening-us-with-fighter-jets schtick—at least I think, because he’s pretty hard to understand:
He wants our guns because we’re the ones who can’t be trusted? This is the federal government talking, an entity which has actually lost nuclear bombs. Can’t find them, don’t know where they went, and that’s that.
This is also the guy who personally fathered Hunter Biden, a drug addict who lied on ATF forms and was so irresponsible with a firearm that he left it out to be discovered by his sloppy seconds bedmate who then threw it in a garbage can across the street from a school, and who also took naked pictures of himself while holding a gun…with his finger in the trigger well, and excuse the gross little censored-out cornichon:
Even my six-year-old son knows you never put your finger on the trigger until you’re on target and prepared to shoot.
But honestly, now that I think about it, any “banning” of guns ostensibly equates to a transfer of firearm ownership from me to the government—which sounds illegal since the government could not pass a simple background check, being the culprit of the most gun deaths in world history and all, and if I hand my firearms over, odds are that they’d be used in the commission of crimes.
Can’t be doing that now can I? I think I’ll just keep ‘em.
